Pumpin Some Iron! Part 2

So it turns out that the really jacked Korean dude who gave me my first session wasn't actually my personal trainer. I got a call that night saying that my free sessions would begin tomorrow and my trainer would meet me at 8 o clock. I arrive at the gym the next day to meet my trainer. Who happens to be a really small Korean girl who probably weighs about 70lbs. So instead of having a buff Korean dude yelling at me to keep my form up, I have a small Korean girl emasculating me at every turn. After getting all my body information from a super duper high tech Asian machine she reads a piece of paper it printed out and tells me I have too much fat on my lower abdomen. She then takes me through a routine full of exercises most guys in the states would consider girly but were actually quite difficult. And of course she did them flawlessly, which as I said, made me feel like less of a man. Afterward she suggested I join a spinning class, which is full of middle aged Korean women. I didn't really feel like dancing around with them so she said I could just run on the treadmill.

Jason